Why do kangaroos celebrate their birthdays once every four years?
They only get to celebrate them on leap years.
Why do kangaroos celebrate their
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What did one spouse say to the other when they started doing dishes on their birthday?
"You really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday! You can just do them tomorrow."
"You really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday! You can just do them tomorrow."
Why don't kids remember much about their past birthday parties?
They're too focused on the present.
They're too focused on the present.
What did the horse wish for on its birthday?
A stable economy.
A stable economy.
Why did the birthday boy smash his cake with a hammer?
Because it was a pound cake.
Because it was a pound cake.
Does one type of birthday candle burn longer than another?
No, they all burn shorter.
No, they all burn shorter.
Why do candles have such a good time at birthday parties?
They love getting lit!
They love getting lit!
What did the hippie to her birthday party guests while she was serving cake?
May piece be with you.
May piece be with you.
Which side is the left side of a birthday cake?
The side that hasn't been eaten yet.
The side that hasn't been eaten yet.
What did one candle say to the other?
Don't birthdays just light you up?"
Don't birthdays just light you up?"
Why was the pig in the kitchen on its birthday?
He was bacon himself a birthday cake.
He was bacon himself a birthday cake.
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