Why did the birthday boy smash his cake with a hammer?
Because it was a pound cake.
Why did the birthday boy smash his cake
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Does one type of birthday candle burn longer than another?
No, they all burn shorter.
No, they all burn shorter.
Why do candles have such a good time at birthday parties?
They love getting lit!
They love getting lit!
What did the hippie to her birthday party guests while she was serving cake?
May piece be with you.
May piece be with you.
Which side is the left side of a birthday cake?
The side that hasn't been eaten yet.
The side that hasn't been eaten yet.
What did one candle say to the other?
Don't birthdays just light you up?"
Don't birthdays just light you up?"
Why was the pig in the kitchen on its birthday?
He was bacon himself a birthday cake.
He was bacon himself a birthday cake.
Was anyone famous born on your birthday?
No, just a bunch of babies.
No, just a bunch of babies.
Why do people put candles on top of birthday cakes?
Because you can't put them on the bottom.
Because you can't put them on the bottom.
Why couldn't the science teacher come up with a good birthday joke?
Because all of the good ones Argon.
Because all of the good ones Argon.
Why was the soccer player upset on his birthday?
Someone gave him a red card.
Someone gave him a red card.
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