Why couldn't the science teacher come up with a good birthday joke?
Because all of the good ones Argon.
Why couldn't the science teacher come
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Why was the soccer player upset on his birthday?
Someone gave him a red card.
Someone gave him a red card.
What happens when a husband asks his wife for a Segway as his birthday present?
She just changes the topic.
She just changes the topic.
Why do tennis balls whisper happy birthday to each other?
They don't want to make a racquet.
They don't want to make a racquet.
Did you hear what happened between sugar and cream at the birthday party?
It was the icing on the cake.
It was the icing on the cake.
What is Elsa from Frozen's favorite part of a birthday cake?
The icing.
The icing.
Where do kids get ice cream cakes on their birthday?
At sundae school.
At sundae school.
How do you know when you're officially old?
When it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. Happy birthday!
When it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. Happy birthday!
Why should you put your birthday cake in the freezer before the party?
To give it more ice-ing.
To give it more ice-ing.
What didn't the teddy bear eat cake on its birthday?
He was already stuffed!
He was already stuffed!
What did the snowman say to the birthday girl?
Have an ice day!
Have an ice day!
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