How do you know when you're officially old?
When it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. Happy birthday!
How do you know when you're officially
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Why should you put your birthday cake in the freezer before the party?
To give it more ice-ing.
To give it more ice-ing.
What didn't the teddy bear eat cake on its birthday?
He was already stuffed!
He was already stuffed!
What did the snowman say to the birthday girl?
Have an ice day!
Have an ice day!
What do cats like to eat with their birthday cakes?
Mice cream.
Mice cream.
What should you say if someone gives you dirt or sand on your birthday?
" I appreciate the sediment."
" I appreciate the sediment."
Why couldn't the knot go to his friend's birthday party?
He was all tied up.
He was all tied up.
How old was the caveman on his birthday?
Stone Age
Stone Age
Why did the cupcake go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby.
It was feeling crumby.
What kind of birthday cake will you find in the garbage?
A stomach-cake!
A stomach-cake!
What did the pirate say on this 80th birthday party?
Aye-matey!
Aye-matey!
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