What do cats like to eat with their birthday cakes?
Mice cream.
What do cats like to eat with their
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What should you say if someone gives you dirt or sand on your birthday?
" I appreciate the sediment."
" I appreciate the sediment."
Why couldn't the knot go to his friend's birthday party?
He was all tied up.
He was all tied up.
How old was the caveman on his birthday?
Stone Age
Stone Age
Why did the cupcake go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby.
It was feeling crumby.
What kind of birthday cake will you find in the garbage?
A stomach-cake!
A stomach-cake!
What did the pirate say on this 80th birthday party?
Aye-matey!
Aye-matey!
What is Moby Dick's favorite way to celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
By having a whale of a party.
What's a sure sign you're getting older?
When you and your teeth don’t sleep together.
When you and your teeth don’t sleep together.
What did one lion say to the other on its birthday?
Yay, it's roar birthday!
Yay, it's roar birthday!
What is a bee's favorite day of the year?
It's bee-day!
It's bee-day!
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