How old was the caveman on his birthday?
Stone Age
How old was the caveman on his
More jokes on Birthday jokes
Why did the cupcake go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby.
It was feeling crumby.
What kind of birthday cake will you find in the garbage?
A stomach-cake!
A stomach-cake!
What did the pirate say on this 80th birthday party?
Aye-matey!
Aye-matey!
What is Moby Dick's favorite way to celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.
By having a whale of a party.
What's a sure sign you're getting older?
When you and your teeth don’t sleep together.
When you and your teeth don’t sleep together.
What did one lion say to the other on its birthday?
Yay, it's roar birthday!
Yay, it's roar birthday!
What is a bee's favorite day of the year?
It's bee-day!
It's bee-day!
What did the boy say when his parents hired a clown for his birthday party?
Thanks, I really appreciate the jester.
Thanks, I really appreciate the jester.
Where can you find the best birthday present ideas for cats?
In cat-alogues.
In cat-alogues.
What kind of birthday cake should you get a coffee lover?
A choco-latte cake.
A choco-latte cake.
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