Why is a birthday cake like playing baseball?
They both need batters.
Birthday jokes - Page 7
Why does the room get brighter on your birthday every year?
All of the candles on your birthday cake light things up!
All of the candles on your birthday cake light things up!
What do you call a sick birthday cake?
Coughee cake
Coughee cake
Why don't kids remember much about their past birthday parties?
They're too focused on the present.
They're too focused on the present.
Why did the birthday boy smash his cake with a hammer?
Because it was a pound cake.
Because it was a pound cake.
Does one type of birthday candle burn longer than another?
No, they all burn shorter.
No, they all burn shorter.
What did the hippie to her birthday party guests while she was serving cake?
May piece be with you.
May piece be with you.
Which side is the left side of a birthday cake?
The side that hasn't been eaten yet.
The side that hasn't been eaten yet.
Why was the pig in the kitchen on its birthday?
He was bacon himself a birthday cake.
He was bacon himself a birthday cake.
Was anyone famous born on your birthday?
No, just a bunch of babies.
No, just a bunch of babies.
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