How do you know when you're getting too old?
When the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
How do you know when you're getting too
More jokes on Birthday jokes
What birthday present is guaranteed to make anyone's face light up?
A light bulb.
A light bulb.
What did the 99-year-old wish for on their birthday?
To be younger!
To be younger!
What did the ocean say to the birthday boy?
Nothing, it just waved.
Nothing, it just waved.
What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?
You’re so cool!
You’re so cool!
What do you get when you eat an entire birthday cake?
A stomach ache.
A stomach ache.
What type of birthday celebration only happens in the bathroom?
A birthday potty!
A birthday potty!
What did the basketball player do before blowing out his birthday cake?
He made a swish.
He made a swish.
What did one pea say to the other on its birthday?
Ha pea birthday!
Ha pea birthday!
What do computers want for their birthdays?
An upgrade.
An upgrade.
Why don't owls give each other birthday gifts?
Because they don’t give a hoot!
Because they don’t give a hoot!
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