What did one pea say to the other on its birthday?
Ha pea birthday!
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What do computers want for their birthdays?
An upgrade.
An upgrade.
Why don't owls give each other birthday gifts?
Because they don’t give a hoot!
Because they don’t give a hoot!
Why doesn't Dracula like hosting birthday parties?
He says planing them is a pain in the neck.
He says planing them is a pain in the neck.
How does a tea bag wish its friend happy birthday?
Happy birthday, best tea!
Happy birthday, best tea!