Why doesn't Dracula like hosting birthday parties?
He says planing them is a pain in the neck.
Why doesn't Dracula like hosting
More jokes on Birthday jokes
Did you hear about the tree’s birthday party?
Things got pretty sappy!
Things got pretty sappy!
What does a clam do on his birthday?
It shellebrates!
It shellebrates!
What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons?
Pop music.
Pop music.
Why do some people get heartburn every time they eat birthday cake?
They always forget to take off the candles.
They always forget to take off the candles.
What does it mean if no one shows up to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it, too
You can have your cake and eat it, too
What do monsters serve at their birthday parties?
I scream cake.
I scream cake.
Why are birthdays good for your health?
Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays actually live longer.
Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays actually live longer.
What's something you get for your birthday every year, aside from cake and presents?
Another year older.
Another year older.
Did you hear about the birthday candle sale?
It was a big blowout!
It was a big blowout!
Why did the birthday girl feel so warm at her birthday party?
People kept toasting her!
People kept toasting her!
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