What do you get when you eat an entire birthday cake?
A stomach ache.
What do you get when you eat an entire
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What type of birthday celebration only happens in the bathroom?
A birthday potty!
A birthday potty!
What did the basketball player do before blowing out his birthday cake?
He made a swish.
He made a swish.
What did one pea say to the other on its birthday?
Ha pea birthday!
Ha pea birthday!
What do computers want for their birthdays?
An upgrade.
An upgrade.
Why don't owls give each other birthday gifts?
Because they don’t give a hoot!
Because they don’t give a hoot!
Why doesn't Dracula like hosting birthday parties?
He says planing them is a pain in the neck.
He says planing them is a pain in the neck.
How does a tea bag wish its friend happy birthday?
Happy birthday, best tea!
Happy birthday, best tea!
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