What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday!
Birthday jokes - Page 2
What birthday present is guaranteed to make anyone's face light up?
A light bulb.
A light bulb.
What did the 99-year-old wish for on their birthday?
To be younger!
To be younger!
Why was the soccer player upset on his birthday?
Someone gave him a red card.
Someone gave him a red card.
What did the snowman say to the birthday girl?
Have an ice day!
Have an ice day!
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
They relish the moment.
They relish the moment.
Did you hear about the tree’s birthday party?
Things got pretty sappy!
Things got pretty sappy!
What is no cat birthday party complete without?
Mewsic.
Mewsic.
Why do candles have such a good time at birthday parties?
They love getting lit!
They love getting lit!
How does a tea bag wish its friend happy birthday?
Happy birthday, best tea!
Happy birthday, best tea!
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