Mom jokes - Page 5
How do you keep little cows quiet, so their mommy can sleep late? Use the mooote button.
Mom’s recipe for iced coffee: Have kids. Make coffee. Forget you made coffee. Put it in the microwave. Forget you put it in the microwave. Drink it cold.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook.
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