Mom jokes - Page 6
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook.
She believed she could, and she almost did…but then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack, and she lost track of what she was doing.
My kids can never make fun of me for teaching me how to use my phone. I taught them how to use a spoon.
What’s the difference between Superman and mothers? Superman is a superhero when he has to be. Moms are superheroes all the time.
Some days you question your parenting. Other days you have to question your child’s childing.
"You want to torture someone? Hand them an adorable baby they love who doesn’t sleep.” —Shonda Rhimes
A friend asked me if she should have a baby after 40. I said no, 40 babies are enough.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec to give you kisses.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec to give you kisses.
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