Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet Mommy sleep in today.
Mom jokes - Page 4
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A door.
A door who?
Adore you!
Who’s there?
A door.
A door who?
Adore you!
Being a mother of a teenager is finally understanding why some animals eat their young.
Important truth no one tells you: Both of you come home from the hospital in diapers.
New mom math: Being able to instantly calculate age by months, even after one year.
First baby: You start wearing maternity clothes as soon as the test is positive. Second baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. Third baby: Your maternity clothes are your regular clothes.
Why is it that kids can repeat a swear word after hearing you say it once but still "don’t know how” to pick up their shoes despite seeing you do it a million times?
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