Mom jokes - Page 3
Why is Mother’s Day before Father’s Day? So the kids can spend all their Christmas money on mom.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Mother’s Day!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Mother’s Day!
"It’s not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” —Dorothy, The Golden Girls
"Having a baby is just living in the constant unexpected. You never know when you’re gonna get crapped on or when you’re gonna get a big smile or when that smile immediately turns into hysterics.” —Blake Lively
Mom’s casseroles come in two sizes: not enough and enough to feed an army with leftovers.
Have you heard the urban legend about what happens when you scream "Mom” three times in the shower? A nice lady appears with the towel you forgot.
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