Why don’t they have Mother’s Day sales?
Why don’t they have Mother’s Day sales? Because mothers are priceless.
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What’s the difference between Superman and mothers? Superman is a superhero when he has to be. Moms are superheroes all the time.
What kind of boat is barely staying afloat yet somehow manages to function? The mother ship.
How do you keep little cows quiet, so their mommy can sleep late? Use the mooote button.