How do you keep little cows quiet, so
How do you keep little cows quiet, so their mommy can sleep late? Use the mooote button.
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Why did the Mother’s Day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day? It was choco-late.
"When you’re a twerking mother, balance is really important because you don’t want to go too low and blow out your butt and bust your knee.” —Amy Poehler
"It’d be cool if my kids could make something I actually want, like a bottle of wine, out of macaroni and glue.” —Stephanie McMaster
"It’s not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” —Dorothy, The Golden Girls
"Ah, babies. They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.” —Tina Fey
"It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn’t finish.” —Carrie Underwood
"Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face.” —Olivia Wilde
"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant and let the air out of the tires.” —Dorothy Parker
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