Not to be cheesy, but you’re a grate
Not to be cheesy, but you’re a grate mom.
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What kind of boat is barely staying afloat yet somehow manages to function? The mother ship.
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Why did the Mother’s Day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day? It was choco-late.
"When you’re a twerking mother, balance is really important because you don’t want to go too low and blow out your butt and bust your knee.” —Amy Poehler