There is no butter mom than you!
There is no butter mom than you!
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How do you keep little cows quiet, so their mommy can sleep late? Use the mooote button.
Why did the Mother’s Day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day? It was choco-late.
"When you’re a twerking mother, balance is really important because you don’t want to go too low and blow out your butt and bust your knee.” —Amy Poehler
"It’d be cool if my kids could make something I actually want, like a bottle of wine, out of macaroni and glue.” —Stephanie McMaster
"It’s not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it.” —Dorothy, The Golden Girls
"Ah, babies. They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.” —Tina Fey
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