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Kids sure do make a lot of plans for people who can’t drive themselves anywhere.

Mom jokes

Showering as a mom should be an Olympic sport: Everyone’s yelling your name, you have to beat the clock, and you rarely win a medal.

Mom jokes

I’d love to be a Pinterest mom, but it turns out I’m more of an Amazon Prime mom.

Mom jokes

I hate when I’m waiting for Mom to cook dinner—and then I remember I am Mom.

Mom jokes

Why did the Mother’s Day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day? It was choco-late.

Mom jokes

Mom, you did a grape job raisin me.

Mom jokes

What do you call a short mom? A mini-mum.

Mom jokes

"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.” —Phyllis Diller

Mom jokes

My kid sure talks a lot of crap for someone who still puts Crocs on the wrong feet.

Mom jokes

What kind of boat is barely staying afloat yet somehow manages to function? The mother ship.

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