Mom jokes - Page 2
Showering as a mom should be an Olympic sport: Everyone’s yelling your name, you have to beat the clock, and you rarely win a medal.
Why did the Mother’s Day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day? It was choco-late.
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.” —Phyllis Diller
My kid sure talks a lot of crap for someone who still puts Crocs on the wrong feet.
What kind of boat is barely staying afloat yet somehow manages to function? The mother ship.