Kids sure do make a lot of plans for
Kids sure do make a lot of plans for people who can’t drive themselves anywhere.
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Science teacher: "When is the boiling point reached?” Student: "When my mother sees my report card!”
What makes more noise than a child jumping on mommy’s bed? Two children jumping on mommy’s bed!
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook.
Why do Mothers have to have two visits to the optometrist? Because they also have eyes in the back of their head.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother’s Day? Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
Why is Mother’s Day before Father’s Day? So the kids can spend all their Christmas money on mom.
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