Why did they have to rush the mommy
Why did they have to rush the mommy rattlesnake to the doctor? She bit her tongue!
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Why did the boy put the Mother’s Day cupcakes in the freezer? His sister told him to ice them.
Important truth no one tells you: Both of you come home from the hospital in diapers.
You know it’s time to clean out the diaper bag when you put it on the front seat and your car assumes it’s a person not wearing a seat belt.