Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Their kids have to play inside!
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Important truth no one tells you: Both of you come home from the hospital in diapers.
You know it’s time to clean out the diaper bag when you put it on the front seat and your car assumes it’s a person not wearing a seat belt.
It’s ironic that we celebrate the kid on the anniversary of the day their mom did all the work.
First baby: You start wearing maternity clothes as soon as the test is positive. Second baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. Third baby: Your maternity clothes are your regular clothes.
I’m going to donate these bags of outgrown baby clothes to Goodwill. But first I’m going to drive around with them in my trunk for two months.
A friend asked me if she should have a baby after 40. I said no, 40 babies are enough.
New mom math: Being able to instantly calculate age by months, even after one year.
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