Mom jokes - Page 11
"When you’re a twerking mother, balance is really important because you don’t want to go too low and blow out your butt and bust your knee.” —Amy Poehler
"It’d be cool if my kids could make something I actually want, like a bottle of wine, out of macaroni and glue.” —Stephanie McMaster
"Ah, babies. They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.” —Tina Fey
"It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn’t finish.” —Carrie Underwood
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