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What type of dog is constantly aware of the time?

A watchdog.
Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a Boxer.
Why did the man make pancakes for his dog?

His dog sure didn't know how!
Our dog brings us the newspaper every day. . . .

Funny thing is, we’ve never subscribed to any!
What was the little Scottish dog's reaction when he first saw the Loch Ness Monster?

He was Terrier-fied.
Where do dogs park their cars?

In the barking lot.
What do dogs usually like to eat at the movie theater?

Pupcorn.
When the dog sat on sandpaper, what did he say?

Ruff! Ruff!
Why did the officer issue a ticket to the dog who gave birth on the side of the road?

Because she was littering.
When you cross a Sheepdog with jelly, what do you get?

The Collie wobbles.
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