What type of dog is constantly aware of the time?
A watchdog.
Dog jokes - Page 3
Our dog brings us the newspaper every day. . . .
Funny thing is, we’ve never subscribed to any!
Funny thing is, we’ve never subscribed to any!
What was the little Scottish dog's reaction when he first saw the Loch Ness Monster?
He was Terrier-fied.
He was Terrier-fied.
Why did the officer issue a ticket to the dog who gave birth on the side of the road?
Because she was littering.
Because she was littering.