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When my friend's dog died, I bought an identical one to try to cheer them up . . . but it just made them more upset. Do you know what my friend said when I gave the dog to them?

"What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?!"
When you put oil on a racing dog, what do you get?

Grease Lightning
What is a Pug's favorite fall beverage?

Pug-kin spice latte.
What do you call a dog that can't bark?

A hushpuppy.
Where does a Labrador’s food go before it can be sold in stores?

To the lab for testing.
What did one flea say to the other?

Should we walk, or just take the dog?
What could be worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis.
How can you get a dog in the back seat to quit barking while you're driving?

Invite him to sit up front and bark there instead.
Why aren't Corgi jokes funny?

All of them are really short.
How do you know if you have a slow dog?

It chases parked cars.
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