What would happen if you crossed a dog and a cheetah?
You'd get a dog that chased after cars but was actually fast enough to catch them!
Dog jokes - Page 4
When you cross a Rottweiler with a hyena, what do you get?
I'm not sure, but if it begins laughing, I'm going to join in.
I'm not sure, but if it begins laughing, I'm going to join in.
What did the one dog say to the other before they enjoyed their bones?
Bon appetite!
Bon appetite!
What do you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold for an extended period of time?
A chili-dog.
A chili-dog.
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