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Why did the man living in Alaska name his dog Frost?

Because Frost bites.

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Why are dogs terrible dancers?

Because they have two left feet.

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What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school?

Their masters.

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What is a deadly creature that looks like a dog, eats dog food, lives in a doghouse, and consumes dog food?

A dog with a machete.

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hen you cross an aggressive dog with a computer, what do you get?

A lot of bites.

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Why do dogs bury their bones in the ground?

Because they can't be buried in trees!

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In English class, why do dogs like conjunctions?

Because dogs love buts.

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Which dog breed is Dracula's favorite?

Bloodhound.

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When the dog went to the flea circus, what happened?

He stole the show.

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What kinds of outdoor markets do dogs despise?

Flea markets.

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