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What is a deadly creature that looks

What is a deadly creature that looks like a dog, eats dog food, lives in a doghouse, and consumes dog food?

A dog with a machete.

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hen you cross an aggressive dog with a computer, what do you get?

A lot of bites.

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The bark is much quieter.

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By the pound.

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It was a Boxer.

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Because they can't be buried in trees!

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Because dogs love buts.

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One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.

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Which dog breed is Dracula's favorite?

Bloodhound.

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A lot of trouble with a postman.

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What do puppies and pages of a book have in common?

They're both dog-eared.

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