PaduServer » EN » Fun » Jokes » Dog jokes » When you cross a dog with a cougar,

When you cross a dog with a cougar,

Dog jokes

When you cross a dog with a cougar, what do you get?

A lot of trouble with a postman.

More jokes on Dog jokes

Dog jokes

What do puppies and pages of a book have in common?

They're both dog-eared.

Dog jokes

When the dog went to the flea circus, what happened?

He stole the show.

Dog jokes

What kinds of outdoor markets do dogs despise?

Flea markets.

Dog jokes

What type of dog is constantly aware of the time?

A watchdog.

Dog jokes

Why did the two-legged dog come to an abrupt halt?

It had two paws.

Dog jokes

Why do dogs tend to run in circles?

Because it's really hard to run in squares.

Dog jokes

What happens if you cross a dog with a phone?

A Golden Receiver.

Dog jokes

What could be more incredible than a talking dog?

A spelling bee.

Dog jokes

What kind of dog consumes food with its ears?

All of them! I haven’t seen a single dog remove their ears before digging in.

Dog jokes

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None! They're all on the outside.

Jokes