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What kind of dog consumes food with its

What kind of dog consumes food with its ears?

All of them! I haven’t seen a single dog remove their ears before digging in.

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None! They're all on the outside.
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Rolex and Timex.
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Come on! Join the bark side.
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