What did the man name his two watchdogs?
Rolex and Timex.
What did the man name his two
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What would happen if you crossed a dog and a cheetah?
You'd get a dog that chased after cars but was actually fast enough to catch them!
You'd get a dog that chased after cars but was actually fast enough to catch them!
What do dogs do when they need to take a bathroom break during a movie?
They press the paws button.
They press the paws button.
When you cross a Rottweiler with a hyena, what do you get?
I'm not sure, but if it begins laughing, I'm going to join in.
I'm not sure, but if it begins laughing, I'm going to join in.
When my friend's dog died, I bought an identical one to try to cheer them up . . . but it just made them more upset. Do you know what my friend said when I gave the dog to them?
"What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?!"
"What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?!"
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