When my friend's dog died, I bought an identical one to try to cheer them up . . . but it just made them more upset. Do you know what my friend said when I gave the dog to them?
"What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?!"
When my friend's dog died, I bought an
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Our dog brings us the newspaper every day. . . .
Funny thing is, we’ve never subscribed to any!
Funny thing is, we’ve never subscribed to any!
Why does a noisy, yappy dog resemble a tree?
It’s because they both have a lot of bark.
It’s because they both have a lot of bark.
Want to know if your wife or your dog loves you more?
Just lock them both in a crate for a few hours and see which one is happy to see you once you open it.
Just lock them both in a crate for a few hours and see which one is happy to see you once you open it.
When you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle, and a Rooster, what do you get?
A Cockerpoodledoo!
A Cockerpoodledoo!
Why did the officer issue a ticket to the dog who gave birth on the side of the road?
Because she was littering.
Because she was littering.
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