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Why are dogs' barks so loud? They have

Why are dogs' barks so loud?

They have built-in sub-woofers.

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What do dogs usually like to eat at the movie theater?

Pupcorn.
Why does a noisy, yappy dog resemble a tree?

It’s because they both have a lot of bark.
Want to know if your wife or your dog loves you more?

Just lock them both in a crate for a few hours and see which one is happy to see you once you open it.
When you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle, and a Rooster, what do you get?

A Cockerpoodledoo!
What do you call a dog that can't bark?

A hushpuppy.
Why did the officer issue a ticket to the dog who gave birth on the side of the road?

Because she was littering.
What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler?

Whatever you want, but do it silently.
When you cross a Sheepdog with jelly, what do you get?

The Collie wobbles.
Where does a Labrador’s food go before it can be sold in stores?

To the lab for testing.
What did one flea say to the other?

Should we walk, or just take the dog?