Want to know if your wife or your dog loves you more?
Just lock them both in a crate for a few hours and see which one is happy to see you once you open it.
Want to know if your wife or your dog
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When you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle, and a Rooster, what do you get?
A Cockerpoodledoo!
A Cockerpoodledoo!
Why did the officer issue a ticket to the dog who gave birth on the side of the road?
Because she was littering.
Because she was littering.
Where does a Labrador’s food go before it can be sold in stores?
To the lab for testing.
To the lab for testing.
What makes a businessman different from a hot dog?
The businessman wears a suit, but the dog just pants.
The businessman wears a suit, but the dog just pants.
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