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What makes a businessman different from

What makes a businessman different from a hot dog?

The businessman wears a suit, but the dog just pants.

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In the barking lot.
How can you get a dog in the back seat to quit barking while you're driving?

Invite him to sit up front and bark there instead.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a ballpoint pen?

Ink spots.
Why aren't Corgi jokes funny?

All of them are really short.
How do you know if you have a slow dog?

It chases parked cars.
Why did the man make pancakes for his dog?

His dog sure didn't know how!
Why was the dog stealing shingles?

He really wanted to become a woofer!
What do you get when you cross a dog and a lion?

You're not going to get any mail, that's for sure.
When the dog sat on sandpaper, what did he say?

Ruff! Ruff!
When does a mother flea become satisfied?

When her entire family has decided to go to the dogs.