Why did the man make pancakes for his dog?
His dog sure didn't know how!
Why did the man make pancakes for his
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What do you get when you cross a dog and a lion?
You're not going to get any mail, that's for sure.
You're not going to get any mail, that's for sure.
When does a mother flea become satisfied?
When her entire family has decided to go to the dogs.
When her entire family has decided to go to the dogs.
What did the one dog say to the other before they enjoyed their bones?
Bon appetite!
Bon appetite!
What do you call a dog that doesn't have any legs?
It doesn’t matter! It still won't come when you call its name.
It doesn’t matter! It still won't come when you call its name.
When a dog has a fever, what should you feed him?
Mustard—it’s the best thing for hot dogs.
Mustard—it’s the best thing for hot dogs.
Whenever I take my dog to the park, the ducks always try to bite him.
I guess it makes sense, since he's pure bread.
I guess it makes sense, since he's pure bread.