Why do dogs love redwood trees?
They have the biggest bark.
Why do dogs love redwood trees? They
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What do you call a dog that doesn't have any legs?
It doesn’t matter! It still won't come when you call its name.
It doesn’t matter! It still won't come when you call its name.
When a dog has a fever, what should you feed him?
Mustard—it’s the best thing for hot dogs.
Mustard—it’s the best thing for hot dogs.
Whenever I take my dog to the park, the ducks always try to bite him.
I guess it makes sense, since he's pure bread.
I guess it makes sense, since he's pure bread.
After accidentally swallowing Buzz Lightyear, what did the dog say to Woody?
You got a friend in me.
You got a friend in me.