After accidentally swallowing Buzz Lightyear, what did the dog say to Woody?
You got a friend in me.
After accidentally swallowing Buzz
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What do you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold for an extended period of time?
A chili-dog.
A chili-dog.
What was the little Scottish dog's reaction when he first saw the Loch Ness Monster?
He was Terrier-fied.
He was Terrier-fied.
What is a deadly creature that looks like a dog, eats dog food, lives in a doghouse, and consumes dog food?
A dog with a machete.
A dog with a machete.