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What breed of dog goes after anything

What breed of dog goes after anything that is red?

A Bulldog.

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What do you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold for an extended period of time?

A chili-dog.

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What kind of dog likes taking a bath every day?

A shampoo-dle.

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Why did the man living in Alaska name his dog Frost?

Because Frost bites.

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Why are dogs terrible dancers?

Because they have two left feet.

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Which dog breed loves living in the Big Apple?

A New Yorkie.

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What was the little Scottish dog's reaction when he first saw the Loch Ness Monster?

He was Terrier-fied.

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What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school?

Their masters.

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What is a deadly creature that looks like a dog, eats dog food, lives in a doghouse, and consumes dog food?

A dog with a machete.

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hen you cross an aggressive dog with a computer, what do you get?

A lot of bites.

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I recently planted a pet tree, and it’s like having a pet dog except . . .

The bark is much quieter.

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