What was the little Scottish dog's reaction when he first saw the Loch Ness Monster?
He was Terrier-fied.
What was the little Scottish dog's
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What is a deadly creature that looks like a dog, eats dog food, lives in a doghouse, and consumes dog food?
A dog with a machete.
A dog with a machete.
I recently planted a pet tree, and it’s like having a pet dog except . . .
The bark is much quieter.
The bark is much quieter.
What do a dog and a marine biologist have in common?
One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.
One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.