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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a Boxer.

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Why do dogs bury their bones in the ground?

Because they can't be buried in trees!
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In English class, why do dogs like conjunctions?

Because dogs love buts.
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What do a dog and a marine biologist have in common?

One wags a tail, and the other tags a whale.
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Which dog breed is Dracula's favorite?

Bloodhound.
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When you cross a dog with a cougar, what do you get?

A lot of trouble with a postman.
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What do puppies and pages of a book have in common?

They're both dog-eared.
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When the dog went to the flea circus, what happened?

He stole the show.
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What kinds of outdoor markets do dogs despise?

Flea markets.
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What type of dog is constantly aware of the time?

A watchdog.
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Why did the two-legged dog come to an abrupt halt?

It had two paws.
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