What do you call a dog that doesn't have any legs?
It doesn’t matter! It still won't come when you call its name.
What do you call a dog that doesn't
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When a dog has a fever, what should you feed him?
Mustard—it’s the best thing for hot dogs.
Mustard—it’s the best thing for hot dogs.
Whenever I take my dog to the park, the ducks always try to bite him.
I guess it makes sense, since he's pure bread.
I guess it makes sense, since he's pure bread.
After accidentally swallowing Buzz Lightyear, what did the dog say to Woody?
You got a friend in me.
You got a friend in me.
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