How can you get a dog in the back seat to quit barking while you're driving?
Invite him to sit up front and bark there instead.
How can you get a dog in the back seat
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What do you get when you cross a dog and a lion?
You're not going to get any mail, that's for sure.
You're not going to get any mail, that's for sure.
When does a mother flea become satisfied?
When her entire family has decided to go to the dogs.
When her entire family has decided to go to the dogs.
What did the one dog say to the other before they enjoyed their bones?
Bon appetite!
Bon appetite!