What do dogs do when they need to take a bathroom break during a movie?
They press the paws button.
What do dogs do when they need to take
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When you cross a Rottweiler with a hyena, what do you get?
I'm not sure, but if it begins laughing, I'm going to join in.
I'm not sure, but if it begins laughing, I'm going to join in.
When my friend's dog died, I bought an identical one to try to cheer them up . . . but it just made them more upset. Do you know what my friend said when I gave the dog to them?
"What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?!"
"What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?!"
Our dog brings us the newspaper every day. . . .
Funny thing is, we’ve never subscribed to any!
Funny thing is, we’ve never subscribed to any!
Why does a noisy, yappy dog resemble a tree?
It’s because they both have a lot of bark.
It’s because they both have a lot of bark.
Want to know if your wife or your dog loves you more?
Just lock them both in a crate for a few hours and see which one is happy to see you once you open it.
Just lock them both in a crate for a few hours and see which one is happy to see you once you open it.
When you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle, and a Rooster, what do you get?
A Cockerpoodledoo!
A Cockerpoodledoo!
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