How many hairs are in a dog's tail?
None! They're all on the outside.
How many hairs are in a dog's
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What happens when a dog loses its tail?
It goes to a retail store to buy a new one.
It goes to a retail store to buy a new one.
What breed of dog can jump higher than a building?
All breeds can, since buildings can't jump!
All breeds can, since buildings can't jump!
What would happen if you crossed a dog and a cheetah?
You'd get a dog that chased after cars but was actually fast enough to catch them!
You'd get a dog that chased after cars but was actually fast enough to catch them!
What do dogs do when they need to take a bathroom break during a movie?
They press the paws button.
They press the paws button.
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