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What happens if you cross a dog with a

What happens if you cross a dog with a phone?

A Golden Receiver.

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What could be more incredible than a talking dog?

A spelling bee.

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What kind of dog consumes food with its ears?

All of them! I haven’t seen a single dog remove their ears before digging in.

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None! They're all on the outside.

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What happens when a dog loses its tail?

It goes to a retail store to buy a new one.

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What breed of dog can jump higher than a building?

All breeds can, since buildings can't jump!

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What did the man name his two watchdogs?

Rolex and Timex.

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What did Darth Vader's dog say to Luke's dog?

Come on! Join the bark side.

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When you cross a Sheepdog with a rose, what do you get?

A Collie-flower.

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Why do dogs love smartphones?

Because they have collar IDs.

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Why did the Dachshund want to sit in the shade?

Because it was a hot dog.

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