Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he’s a keeper.
Boyfriend jokes - Page 5
How did the telephone boyfriend propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
He gave her a ring.
My boyfriend likes to eat vegetables that look like him for dinner.
Good thing he’s a cute-cumber.
Good thing he’s a cute-cumber.
Why do only 10 percent of boyfriends make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
Are you from Starbucks?
Because I like you a latte.
Because I like you a latte.
My boyfriend isn’t allowed to have birthday candles on his cake.
Like, WTF are you wishing for? All your dreams came true with me!
Like, WTF are you wishing for? All your dreams came true with me!
There’s no need to repeat yourself.
I ignored you just fine the first time.
I ignored you just fine the first time.
We’re not socks.
But I think we’d make a great pair.
But I think we’d make a great pair.
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
He was a boar.
He was a boar.
Your boyfriend doesn’t get your fruit puns?
You got to let that mango.
You got to let that mango.