Why do only 10 percent of boyfriends make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
Why do only 10 percent of boyfriends
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My boyfriend likes to eat vegetables that look like him for dinner.
Good thing he’s a cute-cumber.
Good thing he’s a cute-cumber.
Love is like having to pass gas.
If you force it, you are going to make a mess.
If you force it, you are going to make a mess.
A T-Rex told his girlfriend, "I love you this much,” as he stretched out his arms.
To which the girlfriend replied, "That’s not very much at all!”
To which the girlfriend replied, "That’s not very much at all!”
A couple is on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing.
He replies, "I forgot my wallet.”
He replies, "I forgot my wallet.”
Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think…
Damn. He is one lucky man.
Damn. He is one lucky man.
My boyfriend started a bee farm to help save the bees.
I think he’s a keeper.
I think he’s a keeper.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend.
He keeps asking for another shot.
He keeps asking for another shot.
My boyfriend told me to stop impersonating flamingos.
I had to put my foot down.
I had to put my foot down.
My boyfriend and I always laugh about how competitive we are.
But I laugh harder.
But I laugh harder.
My boyfriend accidentally poked me in the eyes.
So, I stopped seeing him for a while.
So, I stopped seeing him for a while.
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